dennis

slang term for someone with a penis over 12 inches
that man says 'he has a dennis' but his wife says otherwise.
by truthguy December 01, 2009
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A person who is often mysterious. Has a harsh life and will become one of the greatest leaders this world will have to offer. Someone who can be greatly loved and holds many dark secrets. Very energetic and one of the most toughess people you'll meet, even though they do not show it. Will benefit for the world. Are very unsure of themselves.
That man is very Dennis .
by Lindy Jones February 07, 2010
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one of the sweetest boys you could ever meet.someone who is perfect in every way.
i dont know how to describe how amazing he is..hes just so dennis
by babygirl94 July 04, 2009
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1. n; the onomatopoeic sound effect of bouncing boobs.
2. v; the act of boobs (or the owner of said boobs) creating this sound by bouncing.
1. i could recognize that dennis a mile away
2. so jenna jameson comes dennising up to me, right?..
by pais October 06, 2006
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Hillbilly, white bread, chicken humpin cracker, suffering from 10 days of funky sack, hygiene is for shit, doesn't bathe and wears the same clothes for a week. Smells like a moldy jack rag. He's also fighting a loosing battle against beard dandruff, which during breakfast, can leave "snow" in my sweet sweet syrup. Chain smoking to the point that he reeks of fumunda cheese and ashes. A work out consists of eating a fun size bag of m&m's, and after only 2 he's in need of mouth to mouth, but is only worthy of ass to mouth.
That nasty mother fucka, needs to go home and engage in some pit and taint scrubbery, change them funky drawers, and pop a tic tac, just being near him makes my eyes water and burns my nose hair, smelling like a week of rotten back ass, what a dennis.
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the most amazing sex partner ever. perticulerly good at the eiffel tower.
I'm meeting Dennis in the toilets later.
by dennislovesme September 13, 2010
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a guy with a small cock that falls in love with every girl he comes in contact with.
that guy is a dennis. she wants a dennis .
by savingorbz April 26, 2017
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