He's a Belgian Motherfucker
Serie A's top scorer
Romelu Lakaka u dont wanna mess with
'Cuz then hell score and squeeze ur tit
He's the no.9 nigg-ahh
Who's feared by the whole of Asia
That is Romeluuu Lakakaaa

it also means Explosive Diarrhea in Spanish

My grandmum has better ball handling than Lakaka.

Lakaka by jadenspeare May 9, 2022

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a goat wearing a purple hat

I went to the petting zoo yesterday and saw a lalakramyurples!

lalakramyurples by preparation H user March 30, 2009

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Lakaka

Lakaka is the greatest defender of all time. He’s blocked hundreds of shots and helped in winning countless awards for his opposition. Recently, he helped his rivals win the UEFA Champions League, cementing his place in the history books alongside legendary players such as Harry Maguire.

OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST SEE LAKAKA's SAVE!!
yeah man.. now man city win the ucl
WHAT A GOATED PLAYER

Lakaka by rkpromaxultra4k60fps120hz August 14, 2023

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lakaka

Romelu Lukaku (the belgian guy that plays for Chelsea and Belgium's national team)= lakaka but lakaka > Lukaku

btw lekaka is the french version of lakaka

Person 2: What is your favourite football player?
Person 1: Lakaka
Person 2: Same

lakaka by moist_mcdonald the 3rd January 3, 2022

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