Basically meaning someone is gonna have sex later on that day
“I’m gonna get laid tonight bro”
Ye bro,same!”
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Lady-aids or lesbian-aids.

Nobody really knows.
"AYYY, you got LAIDS!"
"Nah, mate i'm not lesbian!"
"But you are a Lady!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"
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Commonly used in hockey. When a team plays poorly and/or below expectations. Also "lay an egg" or "laying an egg".
Person 1: Did you see that Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah. They really laid an egg.
Person 1: That's putting it lightly.
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American: 'I just fucked in the bathroom.'

British: 'Oi, I just got loo laid.'
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A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
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When you are in your bed of choice and have ideas that are so prurient that you scare the daylights out of even the super nonconformists.
Look that ASSHOLE is so UP LAID that they are to be imprisoned in a PRISM of corporate (body) monopolism but we can DRIP and tell HALSEY about it.
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