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Eliza: "I mean, did you ever think--
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."
kustard by natalie portmanteaux August 27, 2023
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kustard  

A mix of mustard and ketchup accidentally/purposefully mixed on food
guy 1-awww, now theres kustard on my wiener.
guy 2-then why did u get mustard and ketchup u idiot if u knew they were gonna mix!
kustard by David the gangster August 25, 2008
"So, it's a nice orange color. Ketchup and mustard make kustard."

"I put kustard on my mini-hot dogs most of the time."

"Kustard tastes great on corndogs."
Kustard by Katie Marie Bell October 5, 2011
Yeah shes a Kumster
Kumster by Koom skull April 2, 2021

Kentucky Kustard

"Did you see Kentucky Kustard put all that stuff up his ass? he is such a faggot"
Kentucky Kustard by speakercd September 10, 2007

Kumitard 

Someone who ignores any logical argument made against them and who will continue to die on the hill that they are on regardless if it's been disproven
"Oh look that guy is a Kumitard"
Kumitard by Some Sonic Fan February 13, 2021