Eliza: "I mean, did you ever think--
If you combine ketchup and mustard,
it's called “kustard.” *chuckles*
*laughing* I invented it."
by natalie portmanteaux August 27, 2023
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A mix of mustard and ketchup accidentally/purposefully mixed on food
guy 1-awww, now theres kustard on my wiener.
guy 2-then why did u get mustard and ketchup u idiot if u knew they were gonna mix!
by David the gangster July 29, 2008
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"So, it's a nice orange color. Ketchup and mustard make kustard."

"I put kustard on my mini-hot dogs most of the time."

"Kustard tastes great on corndogs."
by Katie Marie Bell October 5, 2011
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"Did you see Kentucky Kustard put all that stuff up his ass? he is such a faggot"
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