Whackin' the Krakin 

Masturbating. To masturbate.

To release the krakin, when by krakin you mean your penis.

Tod: Hey Joe, were you just whackin' the krakin in the bathroom?

Joe: No.

Whackin' the Krakin by Krakin Whaker June 16, 2010

Seattle Kraken 

The newest franchise in the NHL - (2020). The Kraken are part of the Western Conferences’ Pacific Division, and begin play in the 2021-2022 season. Based in Seattle, Washington, the Kraken will play their home games at Climate Pledge Arena.

Person 1: “Did you hear the name of the new NHL team in Seattle?”

Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”

Seattle Kraken by Decent Squirrel August 3, 2020

Kraineff 

also known as xMrVizzy is texture artist who stole Faithful resource pack from Vattic and makes profit from it on Minecraft Marketplace.

kraineff is thief
- Albert Einstein

Kraineff by Fukasen April 16, 2022

Krakend 

Intoxicated by alcohol and have passed out hugging a toilet.

Last night you drank so much rum you were Krakend.

Krakend by bookworm February 28, 2015

Here Comes The Kraken

A totally awesome Mexican Deathcore/Death metal band. They have yet to release an album but their demos are pretty promising.

Songs from "Here Comes the Kraken": Confessions of what Ive Done.
I should have asked where the remote was before I killed you.
The legend of the rent is way hardcore.

Here Comes The Kraken by Gavin Michael November 1, 2008

kraginz 

The art of taking a nickname, pet name or term of endearment and making it appear more masculine/feminine by using extreme letters, changing the pronunciation or developing a plausible (albeit untrue) background story to explain it or make it seem (more) socially acceptable.

My girlfriend was getting out of control with her nicknames so I kraginzized them.

When my husband started calling me beefcake in public, I kraginzed a story about how I beat him in leg wrestling.

Dude, don't kraginz, why does she REALLY call you caveman?

kraginz by Kraginz (of course) February 8, 2010

Land Kraken 

A word to describe a pet that is very good a destroying prized possessions and creating general havoc that isn't warranted. In all known cases, the pet has had very soft ears.

If Seymour and Zeda hadn't been such Land Krakens, I would be getting my security deposit back.

Land Kraken by The Goochness November 29, 2010