kovaled

"man I cannot believe that whore kovaled me by going out with my best friend"

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

koval

1. one who guffaws like a twit

2. a face that resembles a frying pan

1. Have you ever heard her laughing? She's a complete koval.

2. every time I go to the kitchen and fry my tortillas, I remember her Koval

by slickera March 26, 2010

a literal god or to some Jesus, he needs a girlfriend so hit him up.

"Koval is such a hottie I wish he would date me"
"Yeah me too"

by yazzy&baz November 28, 2018

Someone who thinks that mixing up chocolate and orange flavor in a coffee based beverage would be a good idea.

"He drinks that coffee-chocolate-orange mix?!?"
"That's Koval for ya."

by ButtocksPit November 25, 2021

Kovalentlive is small penis stinky poop lean person. block him on twitge

Fuck you Kovalent

(marz)inos koval a players fake identity he uses to pull girls

hey bae my names marzinos koval, wanna drink

by THEdoggynator June 25, 2023