1. one who guffaws like a twit

2. a face that resembles a frying pan
1. Have you ever heard her laughing? She's a complete koval.

2. every time I go to the kitchen and fry my tortillas, I remember her Koval
by slickera March 26, 2010
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to be up the creek without a paddle; Bad Luck; Screwed over.
"man I cannot believe that whore kovaled me by going out with my best friend"
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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a literal god or to some Jesus, he needs a girlfriend so hit him up.
"Koval is such a hottie I wish he would date me"
"Yeah me too"
by yazzy&baz November 29, 2018
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Someone who thinks that mixing up chocolate and orange flavor in a coffee based beverage would be a good idea.
"He drinks that coffee-chocolate-orange mix?!?"
"That's Koval for ya."
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Kovalentlive is small penis stinky poop lean person. block him on twitge
Fuck you Kovalent
by Yourmotherisaqueersexual May 29, 2022
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(marz)inos koval a players fake identity he uses to pull girls
hey bae my names marzinos koval, wanna drink
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