koval

1. one who guffaws like a twit

2. a face that resembles a frying pan

1. Have you ever heard her laughing? She's a complete koval.

2. every time I go to the kitchen and fry my tortillas, I remember her Koval

by slickera March 26, 2010

kovaled

to be up the creek without a paddle; Bad Luck; Screwed over.

"man I cannot believe that whore kovaled me by going out with my best friend"

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

a literal god or to some Jesus, he needs a girlfriend so hit him up.

"Koval is such a hottie I wish he would date me"
"Yeah me too"

by yazzy&baz November 29, 2018

(marz)inos koval a players fake identity he uses to pull girls

hey bae my names marzinos koval, wanna drink

by THEdoggynator June 25, 2023

Kovalentlive is small penis stinky poop lean person. block him on twitge

Fuck you Kovalent

Someone who thinks that mixing up chocolate and orange flavor in a coffee based beverage would be a good idea.

"He drinks that coffee-chocolate-orange mix?!?"
"That's Koval for ya."

by ButtocksPit November 25, 2021