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I want to koif you.
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Koifished
Deceiving someone via social media or dating site by posting/sending pics or videos that are very old and
don't represent the way you currently look.
Koi's are the longest living fish. They have been reported to achieve ages of 100–200 years. - Wikipedia
don't represent the way you currently look.
Koi's are the longest living fish. They have been reported to achieve ages of 100–200 years. - Wikipedia
Fuck man I got koifished on POF. That chick I met the other night looked hot on her profile pics, but when I saw her she looked 15 years older and had gained alot of weight.
Koifished by foxaguilar August 21, 2018
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Koifished • koif • Koifer • Koifish smp • brandon koifman • Koi Fish • Koi fishing • Koi Fish Tattoo
KoiFishED
(1) A stupid kid who always try to admire themselves. Will particularly target a black girl to roast.
(2) A kid who goes to a good school but never appreciated and try to play games all the time.
(3) A kid who always wants his name to posted on something they like
(2) A kid who goes to a good school but never appreciated and try to play games all the time.
(3) A kid who always wants his name to posted on something they like
That KoiFish kid is very funny indeed
Cmon you dont need to always be the team captain, koifish!
HA! You got koifished!
Cmon you dont need to always be the team captain, koifish!
HA! You got koifished!
KoiFishED by ConciseIce January 20, 2020
brandon koifman
a soccer player that is the best at “gluck gluck 3000”. we officially have a recording of him sucking someone’s dingle dangle dongle...
brandon koifman by uh.whore March 14, 2021
Koifish smp
As the most epic and greatest SMP of all time, all of its members are cool.
Especially Dragonheart. He's really cool.
Especially Dragonheart. He's really cool.
Have you heard of the Koifish smp?
Yea, it's really cool! They add mods all the time to spice things up!
Yea, it's really cool! They add mods all the time to spice things up!
Koifish smp by totallynotdragonheart March 10, 2021
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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