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kodem koll 

a Hebrew phrase meaning in English

first and foremost/first of all
a boy comes home from school (in the winter) and starts yelling : Dad, please help me with my chemistry and Latin homework.

father: David, kodem koll, take of your hat, coat, and boots, then go and wash your hands, have your supper, then go to your room and start your homework. And that's when I'll come and help you with said homework, if you have any difficulties that is. Please behave comme du monde, like normal and civilized people.
kodem koll by Uncle Dimma October 30, 2012
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kodem koll 

a boy comes home from school and starts yelling : Dad, please help me with my chemistry and Latin homework.

father: David, kodem koll, take of your hat and coat, and boots, i might add, then go and wash your hands, have your supper comme du monde, then go to your room and start your homework. And that's when I'll come and help you with said homework. Please behave comme du monde, like normal and civilized people.
kodem koll by Uncle Dimma May 28, 2012
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kodem koll 

a boy comes home from school and starts yelling : Dad, please help me with my chemistry and Latin homework.

father: David, kodem koll, take of your hat and coat, and boots, i might add, then go and wash your hands, have your supper comme du monde, then go to your room and start your homework. And that's when I'll come and help you with said homework. Please behave comme du monde, like normal and civilized people.
kodem koll by Uncle Dimma September 4, 2012

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026