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Fort Knockers 

1. A highly guarded and secretive goldmine of one's adult material. Usually referenced in regard to a voluminous and particularly titillating collection.

2. Hooters restaurants.
Jamie (older gentleman): Have you noticed how there are less and less Fort Knockers around.

Shane (older gentleman): Yeah, with the internet now a days people are beginning to abandon the gold standard of porn, choosing to trade in papers and tapes for illicit web sites. I've heard one can get all sorts of diseases from sex, and now, viruses from the internet.

Jamie (older gentleman): Kids these days just don't understand. But alas the world is changing.

Shane (older gentleman): Indeed
Fort Knockers by Titman69 July 22, 2009

Slobbin Knockers 

Huge tits that are large, but too big to be considered attractive.
randy:"dude that chick has huge tits"
brad:"yea, too bad they're slobbin knockers though."
See tits, hooters, bazookas, bazongas... same thing.
Knockers have to be kinda big to deserve being called that.
Lil titties are better addressed as mosquito bites or zits
Like electric toy trains, knockers were originally designed for kids, but are mostly enjoyed by grownups.
knockers by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Bahama mama knockers, big mommy milkers 

A way to describe a womans large breasts
Darrel: Yo how do you seen Lucy
Mike: no why
Darrel: she’s got Bahama mama knockers, big mommy milkers.
Mike:🤣
A woman's breasts. Especially when unrestrained and allowed to move.
When I walk down The Strip, I always hear men saying, "She has nice knockers!"

fudge knockers 

Another way to let frustrations out with out actually cursing
Eg: cut your finger and young children are in the room insted of screaming "shit "or fuck" or other vulguar curse word you simply scream fudge knockers
fudge knockers by mixed-kid April 22, 2011