A woman's breasts. Especially when large and shapely.
I enjoy my jugs! Especially on a hot day when I wear a sleeveless T-Shirt!
A man who is white.
To the liberal
, a white man is useful for only one thing: Paying taxes to support everyone else.
To the liberal, a white man is the source of all racism, sexism, and religious trouble.
No white man with any sense would ever vote for a liberal. Liberals offer no entitlements for white men.
A woman's breasts. Especially when unrestrained and allowed to move.
When I walk down The Strip, I always hear men saying, "She has nice knockers!"
A woman's best friend and greatest power. The seat of her power over men.
I enjoy my tits! So do most men, although most women don't like them.
The greatest comfort a woman can give a man.
Men take great comfort in my boobs.
What big breasts become in time.
Looks like my boobs are becoming wobblyfloppers. But men still love to suck on them.
After Priscilla blew a cabbage fart in PetSmart, all the puppies wagged their tails.