knittling

the word used by people (usually Spanish) who don't understand how to say knitting

Andres: "hey, are you done knittling that quilt?"
Alex: "dude ! its said knitting !"
Andres: "that's what i meant!"

knittling by alybb913 March 7, 2011

knotting 

When animals mate, specifically canines--I'm actually not sure about felines--the penis enlarges during climax and remains enlarged to the point where he is literally stuck inside the female for as long as it the mating process goes on.

This happens to ensure insemination, and the male can ejaculate several times before he is shrinks down small enough to unmount. This is used as a kink of sorts in hybrid / abo fanfictions.

"Does this fic have knotting in it?"

"Is it a knot fic?"

knotting by capurseus January 27, 2017

ripping my knitting 

Getting on your nerves to the point where you want to punch something

Jolene: "I hate that new Katy Perry song."

Susan: "I know, right? It's never off MTV, it's really ripping my knitting."

ripping my knitting by marganin January 6, 2011

Knitting Pattern 

In the '50s knitting patterns in the UK for men's knitted attire would always have adverts/pictures of the most ammazing/good looking men. This therefore became a term to describe how good a man looked on the Atractive Scale - Knitting pattern is close to the top. (Knitting pattern guy is a phrase often used too)

Knitting pattern found in Coupling (BBC)

Knitting Pattern by Zachary Decent December 26, 2008

masturbatory knitting 

When you decide to enter a period of celibacy, and take up knitting to fill the void in your life.

I know this girl who recently decided to lay of the sex for a while, but she uses masturbatory knitting to relieve stress and pass the time in bed.

masturbatory knitting by Joe Salone October 18, 2010

Knottingley 

Knottingley a town like no other, if you think Castleford is bad, wow you'll be begging for a lift back to Cas from drug dealer Caden in his stolen fiat 500, the moment you step foot in this hell hole. Not giving a dam hes high on crack, smack and crystal meth. Knottla as its affectionately known, is as toxic as chernoble, people have extra limbs, three eyes and black teeth. Nothing lives in Knottla apart from smokers for some odd reason they survive immune to the radioactivity and Staffordshire bull terriers. Although uglier than standard Staffies. If you have to visit I recommend a lead suit and a covid mask. Do not take any personal possessions as you will be mugged. People only go there to buy drugs or spread gods word, although it's rare outsiders survive a visit, a bible my offer some protection but will not save you from growing an extra head.

It's a place, I live in Knottingley.

Knottingley by bootcutter67 March 9, 2023

rip ma knitting 

To annoy someone

Scottish saying - said mainly by me lol

"That guy is seriously rippin me knitting wie his singing!"

"Away and dont rip ma knitting!"

Also relates to "Away n rub up ma ribs" means - away you go and dont bug me.

rip ma knitting by Curlyteef July 1, 2007