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From an episode of Grey's Anatomy. Meredith takes a vow of celibacy and replaces sex with knitting to keep her mind busy. When a man asks her out on a date she tries to find an excuse to say no and simply says "I am knitting a sweater." This term is to be used when you have decided to make a willing and conscious effort to not date or have sex.
Joe: "Hey Kelly do you want to go to a movie with me on Friday night?"
Kelly: "Sorry I can't, I'm knitting a sweater."

Mary: "I am SO sick of men's bullcrap. I am going to start knitting a sweater!"
by Heather O. Taylor May 30, 2008
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Female fingering masturbation causing entanglement of pubic hairs (knitting) and wetness of vagina (sweater).
It's been a stressful week. I'll be staying home tonight knitting a sweater.
by Djymbh October 31, 2013

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