Knottingley a town like no other, if you think Castleford is bad, wow you'll be begging for a lift back to Cas from drug dealer Caden in his stolen fiat 500, the moment you step foot in this hell hole. Not giving a dam hes high on crack, smack and crystal meth. Knottla as its affectionately known, is as toxic as chernoble, people have extra limbs, three eyes and black teeth. Nothing lives in Knottla apart from smokers for some odd reason they survive immune to the radioactivity and Staffordshire bull terriers. Although uglier than standard Staffies. If you have to visit I recommend a lead suit and a covid mask. Do not take any personal possessions as you will be mugged. People only go there to buy drugs or spread gods word, although it's rare outsiders survive a visit, a bible my offer some protection but will not save you from growing an extra head.
It's a place, I live in Knottingley.
by bootcutter67 March 9, 2023
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I’d rather kill myself than go to knottingley it’s a right shit hole
by Blow yourload and hit the road October 28, 2018
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