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1. knitting
Getting shagged ! Getting laid...

I did some knitting last night !
2. Knitting
The buildup/process of obtaining the status of fleecing. Knitting means not quite fleecing, but not exactly just happy either, and is still classified by a feeling of natural highness, just not to the extent of someone who is fleecing.
Bro, i just finished my homework, cleaned my car, and did my chores. Im knitting right now because im anticipating this weekend when we hit up those sweet waves, drink our pina colodas, and make out with extremely hot women.
3. knitting
Euphamism for the all time, number one, undisputed solo male pastime.
Masturbation, in case subtlety's not your thing. Tommy tank. You know.

"Knit one purl one knit one purl- AND cast off..."
(Declamatory) "Did you see Gavin & Stacey last night?"
"No. I was knitting."

(Perjorative) : "You dirty little knitter !"

(Descriptive) *When a pretty girl (or boy- we must be inclusive here) walks into view* "Ah- a new pattern!"

(And if 'new pattern' has been particularly apposite:) "I blunted my piggin' needle last night. Dropped a stitch".
4. knitting
What we call hooking up.
Me and that guy were knitting at the movies the whole time!
5. knitting
My friends' and me's code word for smoking pot.
I hung out with Chelsea and Kristina yesterday. We didn't do much, knitted and then spent about $100 at Taco Bell.
by Courtney Jan 15, 2005 share this
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