klunker 

An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.

Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.

klunker by PMax February 11, 2008

klunker 

An automobile, or occasionally another object, that is in poor condition due to mechanical problems, age, damage or other issues.

Billy's 1985 Chevette is a real klunker. It has many dents, the muffler hangs down, the heater does not work and it only has two hubcaps.

klunker by PMax January 11, 2009

Klunker 

A beach cruiser bicycle converted into a mountain bike, and the origins of mountain biking in general. From the early 70s, when pioneering BMXers who outgrew their 20-inch bikes started riding and modifying beach cruisers, as road bike wheels were too narrow and slick to work well in the dirt. Usually distinguishable by the round frame(most mountain bikes are boxy), BMX-style bars, knobbly mountain bike tires and coaster brakes instead of modern pinch or disc brakes.

That old klunker was fun to bomb trails on when I was your age, but these days I need either a full suspension bike or an on-call chiropractor.

Klunker by m1st3rw1n October 27, 2018

Klunkers 

Klunkers, a large pairs of breasts. When said breasts are subjected to rigorous movement an onlooker may imagine a clunking noise.

A woman in my gym has got a fine pair of klunkers

Klunkers by Jimbo noggin July 10, 2017

KAUNKIE SHIT 

Phrase that can only flow together

A situation so dirty emotionally and/or physically that it can't even be Kinky, Kanky, or even Kaunkie....

Iz KAUNKIE SHIT!

just like kaunkie, must be said in slow motion!

1. Dude, last night was sum KAUNKIE SHIT!

KAUNKIE SHIT by Kaunkie Man February 8, 2010

Klonkie 

In South Africa, a klonkie is a somewhat (if the person saying it isnt a klonkie, that is) for a person who is "coloured" or of mixed race. Klonkies are some of the coolest people in South Africa, nay the earth; they're totally laid back and friendly and have their own language, a mixture of Afrikaans,English, and American gangster talk in which dey tawks sumfing laaik dis jou ken wat ek saying fir YO? Klonkie girls are also really hot (when they arent Meth addicts with no teeth that is) but they always have big scary Klonkie boyfriends who would fuck you up seven hundred different ways if they caught you looking at their girls the wrong way. Mostly found in the Western Cape in South Africa, especially the Cape Flats. There are also a lot of Klonkie stand up comedians

"Bru, check daardie Klonkie chicky, shes nice and nice huh?"
"Ja mate, but dont let her boy hear you say that- I dont want to have to pick up your pieces when he's done with you"

Klonkie by Dr. Van Van Mojo July 31, 2007

klunked 

getting in trouble at work, written up or fired. Mostly used as "I got klunked"

i came into work late today and got klunked

klunked by ms. froggy September 29, 2012