Klunke is a name referred to a person that is significantly homo. Somebody who enjoys the act of "klunking" his penis inside that of another man's penis. It is referred sometimes as sword fighting. A Klunke is a someone who is traumatized by an act in early childhood and tries to fill the ever growing emotional void with gay intercourse.
Sadly our uncle touched him when he was a kid, so he decided to become a Klunke.
by WeedMongerer April 27, 2011