kloupen 

an alternative way of calling someone a idiot and/or retard

Guy1: 2-1 is 3 isnt it?

Guy2: shut the fuck up you kloupen

kloupen by aek17 March 25, 2010

Klompenhompen 

Pretty much the same as plevenscheven.
For more Information search: Plevenscheven.
The only difference is: This time you are plevenscheving with a wooden shoe.
This is a typically Dutch version of plevenscheving.
Wombats tend to like being klompenhomped.
If you plevenscheef a wombat he will scratch your intimate parts and it will hurt.

He was klompenhomping while camming online.
Omg He's totally klompenhomping that wombat.
Klompenhompen is totally awesome, I tried it yesterday.

Klompenhompen by Fagg0try1337 June 16, 2010

Kloppenburg Surprise 

A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.

Oh my gosh! All I got for Christmas was a Kloppenburg surprise!

Kloppenburg Surprise by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006

Kloppenberg

one who ushers
one who is an ice machine

Kloppenberg! your fired!

Kloppenberg by trumpy13 November 18, 2003

Kloppenburgitus 

A disease where one is addicted to the consumption of Trimspa and Vanilla Extract

"I think I have a bad case of Kloppenburgitus becuase I'm craving vanilla extract."

Kloppenburgitus by Schlotfeld April 25, 2007

Klompenmaker 

Klompenmaker (lit. "clog-maker") is a derogative term for Dutch people, mainly employed by members of the flemish-speaking community of Belgium.

Often accompanied by "vuile" (vile) or "janet" (homosexual) to make a compound insult.

"That vuile klompenmaker just cut me up! dutch drivers are the worst"

"Trust a klompenmaker to steal your money"

Klompenmaker by cobvisa December 30, 2023

pulled a Kloppenburg 

Prematurely declaring victory and then suffering a humiliating defeat.

The candidate for the Wisconsin Supreme Court really pulled a Kloppenburg when she declared victory with a 200 vote lead, but ultimately lost by over 7,300 votes!

pulled a Kloppenburg by SchadenFred May 5, 2011