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Basicaly a hit-and-run technique commonly used in (but not limited to) MMORPG games (attacking monster then running, then attacking again.)
Game: Hey I just kited that monster.
Chatroom: That spammer is kiting and i cant kick him out.
kiting by artem9424 June 11, 2008
To insert something into ones anus via condom or other and attatch a string for easy/quick retrieval.
"Joe is kiting drugs into the prison."
"Why dont you just kite it to get it past security"
"Kiting it would have been easier"
Kiting by QTnerd September 14, 2015
When one smokes so much weed they get high as a kite. Usually a one word response due to the fact that you are so stoned
How high are you on a scale buzzed to stoned. I'm kiting
Kiting by NeverSober159 July 31, 2011
I took so much vicodin I'm kiting right now.
kiting by Madison20691 September 10, 2007
kiting (v.) - sneaking off with a member of the female gender, usually in a public setting, to have a quickie; can occur in Port-a-Johns, behind large storage containers, on roofs of buildings, back alleys, closets, etc. This "meeting" usually has nothing to do at all with love and is a pure spur-of-the-moment decision that is 9 times out of 10 not discussed post-copulation.

ALSO: to kite (infinitive), kited (past tense)
Drake: "You hear what happened this mornin', man?"

Niko: "What's that?"

Drake: "John was totally kiting some fat chick in that outhouse when he thought no one was lookin'!"

Niko: "Whoa! He's gotta take peer jury more seriously, man."
Kiting by SportySport July 10, 2009