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King Minus Touch 

The direct opposite of the "King Midas Touch", where everything the legendary king touched turned into gold. With the "Minus" touch, everything touched turns into feces. It's interesting that in both cases, the results are ultimately bad. Same as Inverse Midas.
Our new project manager really has the King Minus Touch. So far nothing has gone right. We are mired in shit.

Ray-Kingitus

The constant unnecessary and annoying clearing of one's throat without control, referred to as Ray-Kingitus
He cleared his throat 16 times in a 12 word sentence, he must suffer from Ray-Kingitus
Ray-Kingitus by Turbonathon January 18, 2022