kill my dog

Phrase used when you are experiencing anger, frustration, and when you basically hate life.

Man, kill my dog. I have a psych paper due tomorrow!

by Nadia Hamel May 2, 2008

you killed my dog

Something you say to someone before you bash them. Used as a fake excuse to just bash a random person.

Fred: You killed my dog. Fred begins to bash Tod's head on the kerbside.

by Robbo R August 9, 2016