A town in the west of scotland which has become over run by neds, junkies and crack whores.
on the face of it, kilmarnock looks like a nice place but dont let the flowers and friendly people fool you.
Kilmarnock is basicly quite cool(ish) but dont go out after 9 pm cause a jakeball is likely to try to knock you out.
Guy #1-'Let's go to kilmarnock'
Guy #2-'ummm, no let's not'
Guy #1-'your probubly right. it is, after all, past 9 pm.'
A kimarni is a girl who is beautiful and strong. She has a big heart but when she is not happy she is not one to fuck with. She may look intimating on the outside Cah she actually is but she is the most bestest friend u could ever have . She is a good person to talk to and she will love u forever
“Dammmme that girl has back that must be a kimarni”
“The kimarni goes again helping me with my troubles”
“Omggggg did u say the way that batty jiggled that muct be a kimarni”
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.