a person who is mistaken for a mentally retarded person based on their looks and personality. no matter how much their girlfriend may brag, they do NOT have a large penis. also, may have a chipped tooth resembling that of a crackhead.
That guy just asked me if i had some money, he totally looks like a kevin.
Has a comfiest lap in the world!
"I just love sitting on kevin"
an amazing guy who is just an overall sweatheart. he can cheer you up when your feeling sad. He raises your selfesteem every change he gets. He is a best friend anyone can have.
You are such a kevin, I love it.
short or under standerd
also the term used for long male genitalia
he sure has a long kevin
hes kinda kevin isnt he?
the greatest fucking kid u will ever see. he has a giant dick and is the coolest man alive. you want to be kevin. way cooler than any chuck.
girl1 - "kevin licked my pussy all night long"
girl2 - "he did the samething to me!!"
a typical badass, someone who is always right and really loves having a good time! in great shape and is loved by all of his friends.
"How does he do it? kevin is such a badass!"
the person who wish u were
i am jealous of kevin