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50/50 mixture of ketchup and mustard. Pronounced catch-turd.
My wiener sure would taste better with some ketchtard on it!
ketchtard by ketchtard April 28, 2011
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A person with ketchup in their brain that is from mars.
That person is such a kerchmar.

ketchard 

Do you want ketchard with your burger?
ketchard by 1234ri September 13, 2016
a ketchup packet character who is secretly a minor demon which dies and gets reborn every three years.
gara gave birth to ketchara again
ketchara by GARA3000opqrx November 16, 2021

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026