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29.
When someone drinks water on a night out because they're too drunk.
Jake: Are you drinking water? Dalton he's drinking water, get him a vodka.

Dalton: No Jake, he's doing a Keith

Jake: What's the point of that?!
by Nohedidnt July 12, 2013
 
30.
That weird kid with an afro. He's pretty swagalicious though.
Why is he such a Keith?
by ilikedavid September 27, 2013
 
31.
Someone who is irritating, tries to bullshit everything whether it is right or wrong. He is a gay. He costs trouble to everyone when it comes to teamwork. A soloist.
Keith is a idiot.
by truetoall July 08, 2012
 
32.
A little leprechaun that you can ask for your pot of gold.
A hobbit with hairy feet.
A midget that will kick you in your knees and shins.
Aye look there's a Keith coming, protect your lower legs.
by missykk December 04, 2011
 
33.
Usually a total pussy, sometimes hides in corners to stalk children.
Me and Friend at park
Friend: Did you see where Keith went?
Me: Oh god don't say that name, too many kids!

Me: You going to fight them Keith?
Keith: NO WAY MAN! GOT TO FIND A PLACE TO HIDE!
by ZygoteHawking January 14, 2012
 
34.
A stupid ugly faggot, that sucks giant veiny cock. He enjoys slurping the white, thick liquids that emerge from the end of a penis. Generally a short ugly fag, Keith eats poo.
That Keith kid is as described.
by Keith9786 December 24, 2012
 
35.
The least attractive male name.
Security System: In order to pass, you must answer this question. What is the least attractive male name?
Guy: Keith.
by purplecrayonmasterballs September 22, 2011