strong canadian beer. brewed exclusively in Halifax, Nova Scotia since 1820 and is distributed through all of Canada.

"dude, fuck colt 45 moosepiss and all that noise, smoke that J and crack open a keith's!!"
by eazy-b November 09, 2005
Keith. The Keith. Preferably Keith Koehler, male, was born at an unknown date, sometime in 19th century. Keith, THE Keith, also has a character of gold. Legend says he slain countless of mighty dragons, one from The Hobbit and Shrek. However, being the mysterious, Royal, but modest person that he is, he likes to "keep it easy" and watch "The Osbournes" on Sky TV.

Creatures THE Keith has slain, but not limited to, that has been recorded: The Dodo Bird, The 300 teethed Walrus, Leonidas, Justin Bieber, Sarah Palin, George Bush, (however only George's brain was damaged, but a might victory nonetheless), Megan Fox (bad acting), Shelob, Sauron, Fiona's dragon ,Smog ,Rumplestilskin ,Adolf Hitler (this is why his body was never found), The Infamous Abraham ,Snowball ,Tom Sawyer, The Energizer Bunny ,Bowzer ,Reznov ,The infamous good Samaritan , Saddam Hussein, The ol' Osama trash bin Laden, LadyGentleman Gaga ,The Papal Bull, The Mack-Attack Virus, HQL's foreskin, Dead Mau5 (Quite literally) ,Master Chief ,The Royal Six ,Barney the Dinosaur, Dora the sexplorer, The Smurfinator ,Astoundead, (Noob Tubed), The Heavy Metal fan club, Linkin Park (For their new album) ,Blink 182 (For never staying broken up) ,One of Avril Lavigne's ex boy friend (the wuss who ran away 'cause they broke up), Courtney Love, William Shakespeare, The Evil and illegal Mary Jane, Bruce Willis ,Spongebob Squarepants (for ripping his favorite trunks), Goku, and The Boy with a 1,000 band tee's.
Almost like a psuedo Chuck Norris, being called a "Keith" is like calling someone that is being super nice 'Jesus'.

Yup, it's that serious.

"You're such a Keith man!!!"

"Thanks bro, I'll suck your dick in a few minutes".
by bugehoner January 05, 2011
some who has a huge cock and hanegs out with one weird kid and one very tall kid and a funny kid and keith can demolish any type of pussy and if a girl ask who keith is she will say oooh mmmyyyy godd im hadicaped
hey when i grow up i wanna be keith
by gfbdsadfd June 16, 2011
one word : AWESOME
Girl 1: who's the cool kid
girl 2: that's keith he's awesome
by wolf kiid January 14, 2013
The most lovable awesome guy ever... like i fucking love this kid
Never boring to talk to
Extremely Cutee
Super Nice

The Perfect kid ever
Might make me angry some times but always saves it in the end with the cutest compliments EVERR
Tends to be on the shorter skinnier side

Falls in love and sticks to them
Has Brown hair and brown eyes

Is Mysterious too most people but if he really likes you he'll let you in on his life
You've got to love this kid because i know i do <3
Girl #1: Who you txting

Girl #2: Keith
Girl #1: What'd he say?
Girl #2: He told me he love'd me
Girl #1: Aww he's a keeper definetely
by whatacutiepie7 June 29, 2011
the best boyfriend you will ever have. even when you hop on his swagg when you study for english tests together.
I want a Keith too!
by swagghopper6996 March 29, 2011
Usually sexy. They're older than their girlfriends. They usually either have blonde, brown, or black hair. Normally curly. They are tan. They treat women with respect. When his friends say "bros before hoes" he corrects them that its his girlfriend first. She's his priority. He loves to party. Weed, alcohol and girls and he's set. He likes having people's exes. He's very outgoing and loud.
"Did you see him? He must be a Keith."
by RockYourNight June 03, 2013

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