A little leprechaun that you can ask for your pot of gold.
A hobbit with hairy feet.
A midget that will kick you in your knees and shins.
Aye look there's a Keith coming, protect your lower legs.
by missykk December 04, 2011
Usually a total pussy, sometimes hides in corners to stalk children.
Me and Friend at park
Friend: Did you see where Keith went?
Me: Oh god don't say that name, too many kids!

Me: You going to fight them Keith?
by ZygoteHawking January 14, 2012
the most hidious name in the world.
eww hees such a farm boy.
yeah what a keith
by Curleys Wife.. October 12, 2011
A stupid ugly faggot, that sucks giant veiny cock. He enjoys slurping the white, thick liquids that emerge from the end of a penis. Generally a short ugly fag, Keith eats poo.
That Keith kid is as described.
by Keith9786 December 24, 2012
A charmer. The giver of gifts. A cheater.
Keith says all the right words and showers you with gifts til he has you then starts looking elsewhere for new conquests. He becomes a stingy critical partner.
by observer47 November 21, 2011
The least attractive male name.
Security System: In order to pass, you must answer this question. What is the least attractive male name?
Guy: Keith.
by purplecrayonmasterballs September 22, 2011
Possibly the ugliest male name in the entirety of the English Language. A name that nearly destroys the chances of getting laid for anyone who bears it.
From family guy:
Security system: "What is the ugliest male name?"
Peter: "hmmmmm..........keith"
Security system: ".....correct"
by bluhluhluhschning August 09, 2011

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