Guy 1: Did you hear about that new girl Jennifer?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I heard she was a kegel crusher.. nearly broke Marks dick off!
Guy 2: Yeah man, I heard she was a kegel crusher.. nearly broke Marks dick off!
by GingerDickHunter June 27, 2015
giving small distinct muscular pulses at the base of the uterus to induce male ejaculation and pleasure
only the most skilled and sensual females can accomplish this move
unnoticed by males if performed properly
only the most skilled and sensual females can accomplish this move
unnoticed by males if performed properly
by powerfulone September 23, 2013
NOT an actual physical fitness gym. It is a place where men go to naturally increase their penis size via male Kegel Exercises.
by El ritardo June 2, 2019
When the female sexual partner has strong enough kegel muscles that she can suspend her male partner by his penis so that he is hanging perpendicular between her legs. She can release her Kegel Muscle a bit then push the male upward in repetition to engage in intercourse.
by NJ9000 November 12, 2017
When you’re having relations with your S/O or random chick blow a handful of pepper in her face to make her sneeze and tighten her vaginal muscles
by Mehwhynot January 5, 2021
n. (hee-gull kee-gull).
any undesirable situation meant to produce a desired result sometimes involving fear, shame, or intimidation. i.e. "hegelian dialectic"
v.
the reaction of the sphincter muscle in one's anus as a result of being a part of an undesirable situation to produce a desired result.
any undesirable situation meant to produce a desired result sometimes involving fear, shame, or intimidation. i.e. "hegelian dialectic"
v.
the reaction of the sphincter muscle in one's anus as a result of being a part of an undesirable situation to produce a desired result.
n. "The announced shortage of ____ is just a hegel kegel to get everyone to buy more."
v. "This deadline is unreasonable! It's making me hegel kegel to produce more."
v. "This deadline is unreasonable! It's making me hegel kegel to produce more."
by SquishysBunch September 18, 2019
The porn model then gave us a show of control doing a kegel twerk, and it was impressive how uniquely it moved.
by Cyborg Johnny November 12, 2017