12 definitions by Cyborg Johnny

whoo-hah pants

Pants girls wear that are so tight, (yoga pants, leggings, jeans, rider pants, hot shorts, PJ's), that you can see the camel toe. She can't help it. But it seems to be a widely accepted trend. Don't get me wrong. I love the curves it shows off. I just think the front is a little too suggestively indecent.

Homie 1: "Hey, aren't you coming to the cafeteria for lunch?"

Homie 2: "Nah. I thought I'd go for fast food today."
Homie 1: "Yo! Don't miss out on this phenomenon! Every girl on campus is in whoo-hah pants and they're ALL going to be there. Come to lunch, Dude!"

Homie 2: "Ooh! Okay."

by Cyborg Johnny September 10, 2023

dirty-gram

A letter from your landlord or other legal agency that you're in debt to and it is a notice of cancelation or eviction due to non-payment. Or it could be a summons to court or a served notice that you're being charged with something.

"I'm late on the rent, so it's a matter of time before I get that dirty-gram in my mailbox."

by Cyborg Johnny September 10, 2023

dishware jenga

When washed dishware is stacked up to dry and you just want to get 1 item (a fork) from the heap. You have to carefully pull it out while not triggering the other dishware to fall.

"Coffee! I need a cup."

"They're all in the dish rack."

I look at the stack. "Awh-man! Dishware jenga again."

by Cyborg Johnny May 9, 2016

creep shooter

Someone who habitually takes candid creep shot pictures of people.

Observer 1: "She's a creep shooter too. She's like paparazzi on that guy."

Observer 2: "Yeah. Well, he IS a hunk."

by Cyborg Johnny August 5, 2015

kegel twerk

Contracting the kegel muscles to make the cock twitch or wag without using the hands.

The porn model then gave us a show of control doing a kegel twerk, and it was impressive how uniquely it moved.

by Cyborg Johnny November 12, 2017

tech-block

The implementation of technology to prevent your phone or other digital device from performing a function.

Don't try to use your phone here.

"Why?"

It won't work. They tech-block here. They can track what you do on it.

"Might as well turn it off."

Yup.

by Cyborg Johnny July 18, 2020

big bang club

Women who only flirt with or date men who are "Hunks." They only have eyes for guys who are 250plbs plus, and hung! Because they don't thing other guys with more modest builds can satisfy them. They're wrong.

John; "Hey Joe, you see how she blew me off?"
Joe; "Don't take it personally, man. She's in the big bang club. Only likes big men to bang her hard...rough sex."

by Cyborg Johnny May 16, 2022