Kiosaurus 

A (usually) wild Pokemon. Kiosaurus - which evolves into Kiozilla - is a fire type Pokemon that is often found in forests, and the occasional cave. It's attacks are powerful, but water works very good against it. It comes out at night, or in the early-morning hours, and will sometimes flee from a battle after a few rounds. It is suggested to use an Ultra Ball, or Masterball, to catch this Pokemon.

"A WILD KIOSAURUS appeared!"
"Go, Noodles! Noodles used BUBBLES! It's super-effective!"
"Kiosaurus used FLAMETHROWER!"
"Noodles fainted!"

Kiosaurus by Setio August 4, 2007

Kardosaurus

This is a definitive source for taking the fantastic and embellished stories of male virgins who are addicted to the internet and "translating" them into factual accounts in the proper perspective.

1. Eric says, "ZOMG! I hooked up with a SERIOUS hottie last night after the party." When run through the Kardosaurus we find that Eric REALLY meant, "I was home alone last night and watching American Idol before bed. I fell asleep and dreamt of Paula Abdul and woke up with sticky sheets."

2. Eric says, "Man! My roommate is REALLY mad at me for putting him on the phone with a girl when he was with his girlfriend!" The Kardosaurus translates that to, "Look at me...anyone? Is anyone there? Someone pay attention to me!"

Kardosaurus by n00b December 14, 2008

tacosaurus 

A taco eating fat ass human who's single and only watches food network

You are the biggest tacosaurus

tacosaurus by Guffnut October 21, 2017

Konosaurus

A wild and rare species of reptile, and common ancestor of the Tyrannosaurus Rex. Commonly mistaken for the Lacharaptor, also an ancestor of the Tyrannosaurus Rex. The Konosaurus are generally harmless, unless threatened by the extremely dangerous and unpredictable Aspenosaurus Raptor Rex.

"Mum, I just saw a Konosaurus come out of that regatta boat shed" said the young innocent boi.

Konosaurus by Rusty cabbage June 7, 2018