Kiosaurus 

A (usually) wild Pokemon. Kiosaurus - which evolves into Kiozilla - is a fire type Pokemon that is often found in forests, and the occasional cave. It's attacks are powerful, but water works very good against it. It comes out at night, or in the early-morning hours, and will sometimes flee from a battle after a few rounds. It is suggested to use an Ultra Ball, or Masterball, to catch this Pokemon.

"A WILD KIOSAURUS appeared!"
"Go, Noodles! Noodles used BUBBLES! It's super-effective!"
"Kiosaurus used FLAMETHROWER!"
"Noodles fainted!"

Kiosaurus by Setio August 4, 2007

Konosaurus

A wild and rare species of reptile, and common ancestor of the Tyrannosaurus Rex. Commonly mistaken for the Lacharaptor, also an ancestor of the Tyrannosaurus Rex. The Konosaurus are generally harmless, unless threatened by the extremely dangerous and unpredictable Aspenosaurus Raptor Rex.

"Mum, I just saw a Konosaurus come out of that regatta boat shed" said the young innocent boi.

Konosaurus by Rusty cabbage June 7, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016