Timberlake has absolutely no talent. His parents own a chain of summer camps and have been friends with top record executives whose kids attend these camps. These executives made his career as a favor to his parents. It is possible that he may be the ugliest guy on the planet. Totally manufactured star with zero talent or looks.
Milli Vanilli, fake stars.
by JaneKing February 10, 2004
a gay feo pendejo, NO TALENT AT ALL
yo nigga pop a cap in his ass AZN STYLE
by jon wang frum middletown ny December 02, 2004
(n). Faggot singer who has no balls and likes to play with other's anuses. A member of the Bungholw Brigade.
Justin Timberlake is a member of the Bunghole Brigade!
by King Slim August 11, 2004
A stupid, whiny, rich, talentless clown whose idiotic superbowl stunt has turned America into a Talibanesque society. He shouldve never given the right wing the excuse it needed to pursue their agenda.
Justin Timberlake's record sales were down, so were Janet Jackson's....
by BooYaa!!!!!!! March 16, 2004
Someone who, despite his fanbase of screaming teenage sluts and such, is a bad singer. His songs are composed of egotistical and stuck-up lyrics, such as "SexyBack". Many people like him because he can dance well, and even that he sings well, even though he does not. The lyrics are completely childish, with the few amount of serious songs that have to do with relationships being extremely shallow, having no depth or meaning whatsoever.
Teenage whore: z0mg, Justin Timberlake is so hot!
Prick: I know, I love him! Being a fan, I wish I could write lyrics like him. I just wish I wasn't illiterate.
Jesus: Hey guys, ever heard of Bob Dylan?
Teenage whore: Tssh, he sucks! Every time I try to analyze his lyrics, their depth combined with the LSD I take makes my brain hurt!
Gandhi: Screw you. Come on, Jesus, Stephen Hawking was right. These guys are too stupid to know what good music is.
by Gray Jack September 12, 2007
probally the most concieted mother fucker in the "pop" industry, his music sucks ass and if you have figured it out yet he's gay.
Justin Timberlake gives BJ's behind wa wa
by Sexyyyyy July 20, 2007
A no talent singer who helped Janet Jackson turn the Superbowl XXXVIII half time show into a two pit peep show. Put the XXX in XXXVIII.
The commercials sucked this year, but at least halftime wasn't that bad as when Janet and Justin were on.
See also: pervert
by Jesse February 11, 2005

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