Jurassic Prick
I watched Jurassic Prick on a grandpa porn website today and understood the true meaning of "Life finds a way."
Jurassic Prick by murribunda December 27, 2021
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Jurassic Dork
A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'
He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.
He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.
Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?
Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)
Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)
Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Jurassic Dork by The Creep1 March 17, 2011
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Mexican Jurisprudence
Noun referring to use of unlawful bribery as a means of dealing with criminal charges incurred in Mexico.
That judge was a dumb son of a bitch. Mom actually bought my freedom from jail. Mexican Jurisprudence works !
Mexican Jurisprudence by Juan-Nacho Bel Grande July 13, 2011
Jurnee
Jurnee is a slim black girl that all the guys want, who later becomes a thick girl. She loves to joke around and if somebody is messing with you she is the one you call. Everyone wants to be her friend or her bae and she is very smart. She could be in a bad mood but you will always see her putting her friend and family before herself. Jurnee loves her friends and family to no end. Jurnee is a very good fighter, one hit and you gonna be shook for days. She is such a savage, her roasts are so fire she'll make you cry.
#savage #beautiful #thick #blackandbeautiful #kind
"She is so nice she's such a Jurnee, I would kill to be her friend."
"She is so nice she's such a Jurnee, I would kill to be her friend."
Jurnee by QueenB Love October 31, 2018