A juggernaut is a message board idiot who has the entire board united against him, yet he continues to ignore everyone, insisting they are the idiots, and he is the only true intellectual that can understand any concept.
According to some juggernaut on the board, we are in the computer age, next will be the cyborg age, then the synthetic age, all in the next two decades.
by texsox February 07, 2006
Top Definition
The manliest state of being. Basically being able to do any of the following: chop down trees with your penis, eat rocks for breakfast and shit out gunpowder, headbutt your front door open, causing it to splinter into pieces, jump off a cliff and break your fall with your face, wrestle sharks, kill a bear with your bare hands, etc.
Holy shit, it's a Juggernaut. Run like Hell!
by LCpl Ross June 22, 2005
Marvel Comics X-Men villain. Also the baddest mothafucker in the world. Have you even seen a costume like his? He'll hit you with your own pimp, pimp smack your ass, make you his hooker, and then it'll be time for him to take his prize. Do you not know who he is?
Are you a fuckin' ass? Do you not know who I am? He must not know who I am. I'm the Juggernaut...BITCH! Im'ma hit you with yo' own pimp!
by Colin P. M. June 07, 2006
1. Refers to a person or machine that is unstoppable; the "tank" of a group.

2. A villain from X-Men with a cone-shaped helmet.
1. "Man, that new mobile weapon is gonna be our juggernaut."

2. "Do you know who I am? You must not know who I am. I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!!!"
by Sleeper723 March 20, 2006
that xmen guy w/ the domelike helmet that kicks everyones ass
silly bitch your weapons cannot harm me. do you no who i am. IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!!!!!!!
by Stoner Boner May 03, 2006
One big ass dude with a red suit. He pwns fuckin noobs and beats the shit outta anything that moves. He must keep his big helmet on his clodostrodome for protection. Pretty much he's one bad nigga. His suit is sooo tight, the only way he can let his sweaty body breath is by fucking. He never has to wear a condom (coon) cause his suit is made out of latex.
I'm the juggernaut bitch. and i got a BITCH with me.
by Ev, Bo. June 20, 2006
1. Marvel comics character possessing torpedo-shaped body and extraordinary strength. Once he starts moving, he cannot be stopped.

2. A woman possessing large torpedo shaped breasts, or the breasts themselves.
1. "Juggernaut is an unstoppable force."

2. "Get a load of the juggernauts on that juggernaut."
by Joe Bone March 18, 2005
A sexual act where the female bends as far over as possible, grabbin' her ankles, and the male, with his erect genitalia, runs full force towards his mate and with perfect aim, inserts and screams, "I'm the Juggernaut bitch!"
"Dayum he gave her the Juggernaut!"
"Bend over baby and lets try the Juggernaut..."
by Jeremy R. August 16, 2007
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