A counterproductive person that attempts to be an individual but since everybody else pretends in similar ways, they be came a contradictory group. Mainly Insane Clown Posse fans, they believe in something called "Prophecy of the Dark Carnival" which is equivalent to a Circus version of Scientology. According to them, your fate is determined by, get this, a jack-in-the-box. The prophecy sounds like a random spiel of crap thought up by a gothic kid on an acid trip at the circus. Anyways, Juggalos, despite their codes and laws and such, are far from original/unique do to the fact that they basically act like ICP.
Juggalo: I'm so unique.
Juggalo2: So am I!
Juggalo: No, you're just a poser of ICP, fag!
Juggalo2: Dude, you're wearing an ICP shirt and drinking Faygo!
Juggalo: But you're a poser, I'm unique!
Juggalo3: I'm the most unique.
Juggalo2: Hey, we're supposed to love... Wanna go drink faygo and talk about the Dark Carnival?
Juggalo3: I wanna ride the Dark Rollercoaster!
First off, I am not a juggalo (here-on reffered to as "Clown College Dropout). They are a bunch of weiners who follow two Clown College Drop outs about, believing everyword they say and everything they do is divine. They will claim ICP has deep lyrics. But let me give you an example...From the song "Swallow this nut" And I quote, "My clown paint glows in the dark dont be scared
If somthin starts ticklin your ass its my beard" Unquote. Now, tell me does this sound intelligent and deep to you? I didn't think so. Now, back to Clown College Dropouts. Typically, they can be seen at the local mall, preaching about the evils of government and mainstream society, never realizing, mainstream society is the only reason ANYTHING exists. They can usually be heard spouting off to anyone wearing a shirt that says anything other than ICP on it, but when some one steps up, they run. If you want a better definition, see bitch.
Clown College Drop out : Man, have you heard that new ICP track?"

Non-retard : No man, ICP sucks.

Clown College Drop out : You just don't get it man,you ain't a juggalom your government is corrupting you, you just haven't found the dark carnival yet.

Non-retard : Whatever, suck my dick you faggot.
by Elduderino October 16, 2006
A fan of ICP. Easily identified by having numerous ridiculous large-sized Isane Clown Posse stickers on a rusty ford escort or dodge shadow. Usually accompanied by a 2 liter of Faygo. Generally skeezy in nature, usually escorted by underage female or "juggahoe". A high concentration of Juggalo's reside in rural areas in michigan, although Juggalo's are found throughout the United States and Canada.
"A bunch of Juggalo's in line for the ICP halloween funhouse verbally assulted me while I was at the stoplight at Park and Kalamazoo!"
by nsmi327 September 05, 2006
A huge faggot dumb ass mother fucker with no friends who thinks hes part of a family but that family consists of a bunch inbread lonely goth spackers (mostly white) who act black and think they're hardcore and talk a lot of shit n never have anything to back it up and should not be aloud to exist on Earth and should be shot immediately on sight. Juggalos also enjoy taking it up the butt from one another. I guess they worship the group ICP (notice I didn't say band because they don't deserve to be called one), and drink shitty soda at there meetings and have sex with each other.
Dude 1: "What the fuck is a god damn juggalo? I keep hearing that name around the school and I want to know what the fuck one is!"

Dude 2: "You know that white trash faggot who got his ass kicked the other day cause he was picking a fight with someone twice his size

Dude 1: "Ya, I think so."

Dude 2: "Ya, that kid calls himself a juggalo."
by WC Chea October 21, 2009
a sad cunt that has no taste in music or fashion and thinks clown make up and singing about killing people with a hatchet is cool that and think there ninjas but are all nothing more or less then surban white kids acting ghetto. 1. the clown make up and thinking your a ninja makes you look like a a fag and thinking becasue your a "juggalo" you can beat the shit outta anyone just makes them pethetic cunts, its a shame we cant kill people like this on sight as it would be fuckin handy as hell but since muder is shunned we cant so my best advice to people is laugh at them for how much of a big pair of clow shoes they look like.
guy 1.look at that fag juggalo he looks like a total retard he dont look wicked he looks like a pair of clown shoes
guy 2. yeah what a spacker
by rob lord October 01, 2007
Posers who usually don't have real problems but try to create them for themselves to seem "hardcore". They use Halloween as an excuse to paint their faces like retards and go have a "bomb" time. Juggalos are usually good people until they decide to become total retards and do drugs and drink just to fit in and make a status for themselves within their group of twisted friends. Juggalos don't have real friends either. They use each other for weed and rides and sometimes alcohol. They don't do anything to make their lives better and hide out behind their "hardcore" music and drug habits. They're too lazy to get jobs but have crazy ambitions that will obviously never come true. Some of them are smart but don't want anyone to know because god forbid you pass school. They claim that it is not a cult or religion, yet they act like they worship "The Hatchet". Juggalos are usually too brainwashed to understand how fucking dumb they really sound when they talk about fatass clowns who rap about weed, pussy, and pubic hair.
"I don't give a fuck! I'm a juggalo"

"Shut the hell up..."
by chickensh1thead November 10, 2009
Actually a juggalowlife, they always say MMFCL, which stands for more mother fuckin clown losers. a juggalo will have nothing but ICP for there wardrobe and will usually practice poor hygiene and grammar. any penny they make goes to ICP merch. They never heard of any other bands or music outside of ICP. they believe anything the gay twins will say from the band. Juggalowlifes will make the most stupid remarks to what you have to say and will always think ICP is the best and would die for them.
The juggalowlife sure can pump gas and suck dick.
by patar fwee fwee August 30, 2009

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