A fat white trash fuck whos day consists of listining to icp and then painting their obese inbred face with clown paint. juggalos claim they are deep and intelligent, when they are nasty as hell and wish to fuck those they are related to and extemely poor. DO NOT come into contact with a juggalo, or risk developing an STD or sever mental retardation.
guy: hey look at that poor pizza face juggalo

R.J juggalo: yo dawg i like clown cock

guy: your nasty as shit go take a bath
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Well, to start off, I've met a fair amount of Juggalos in my time and most of the ones I've seen are, well to put this as nicely as possible, faggots. I'm not saying they all are, but from what I've heard and experienced most are. A few think they're hardasses but they really aren't. They say they would die for there Juggalo family but they're lying. They preform petty crimes they think they are going to get away with and the few I've met try to pick fights with people they know they can't win. In reality the Juggalo Family is really just a fakeass gang, who will probably get shot up by Crips or Bloods or the Mafia.
Juggalo = A weird ass kid who shares smiliar traits with Emos but have a different taste in music.
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Juggalos
a typical Juggalo
a typical Juggalo

A juggalo (or juggalette) is a retard who thinks the most important thing in the world is the fact that he listens to Insane Clown Posse. Clearly Icp is the most UN-important thing in the world. They believe they're making a statement by saying they kill people with axes. "Hatchet-man" carries a meat cleaver, not a hatchet. They wear clown make up, not realizing they just look like an army of queers. They think they are wearing make up because they were outcasts in society, when in reality, it's the make up and shitty grammar that made them outcasts in the first place.

Juggalos will often wear clown make-up to ICP shows and say "MCL" at the end of posts ("Much Clown Love"). Many juggalos like to pretend they have some sort of social disorder, (wetting the bed) but do not be fooled. One of the idiots from ICP is bipolar or something retarded and unimportant like that so they all think being "insane" is cool.

Juggalos are known for their anti-homosexual ideals and poor spelling (because they're too busy with a cock in their mouths).

Many Juggalos also happen to be furries, which doesn't make a lot of sense with their anti-homosexual stance, but does go along with the whole outcast from society bullshit they whine about.

While some ALL juggalos are not TOTAL retards, few NONE of them are worth your time. A lot of them are trailer trash that would be listening to their sisters fucking the entire trailerpark if they didn't have SOMETHING blasting out of their crappy stolen mini-stereo, so they play this.

Juggalos are also often stoners who feel it is necessary to play the song "Homies" ad nauseam and tend to have major acne issues (the true reason why they cover their faces with idiotic make-up. Ironically, it's also part of the reason why they have such horrible acne in the first place.)

With their sixth album's release, ICP revealed that the Dark Carnival is, in fact, a complete and separate version of Christianity in which it is believed that god has bestowed upon the Juggalos their own private Juggalo heaven called "Shangri-La", Which was actually a fictional heaven from some book by James Hilton. (this favor is most likely due to their extreme holiness and tendency towards morality). In this "religion" it is also assumed that the images associated with ICP album covers are agents of god who judge everyone upon their death. Unfortunately, this is no joke and is actually believed to be the truth by a select few. With this, finally someone has brought into light the obviously true fact that god gives preferential treatment to fans of Psychopathic Record bands. Also, ICP members are all prophets put here on Earth like Jesus to spread their holy messages; upon death, they shall rise again. These are all infallible truths that you would know if you had read the bible.

In a fantastic display of individual thought, many juggalos converted in order to remain "down with the clowns."

The Dark Carnival is retarded.
# Shaggy does not write his own music.
# Billy Bill likes it in the ass.
Did you know
that... ICP also stands for Internet Child Porn?
# Juggalos are known for their attraction to shitty music, city lights, and country fairs.
# Juggalos are often spotted in front of major malls, but since none of them own a car, are driven there by their parents.
# Juggalos make up all of the 5% unemployed Americans.
# The first known Juggalo was created after gay buttsex involving a trailer-trash redneck and a heavily intoxicated racist wigger.
# While Juggalos can be found in any major city, one place you will never find a Juggalo is a college campus.
# Clowns aren't 'scary' and the half-assed abomination they call rap doesn't make them either.
# 99.9% of Juggalos everywhere are convicted rapists.
# Juggalettes have bigger penises than Juggalos.
# Juggalos or Juggalettes have no friends..
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ICP fankids who have smoked themselves stupid and who can't tell the difference between a hatchet and a meat cleaver.

The Psychopathic man is holding a MEAT CLEAVER. Clearly.
Dude 1: "That juggalo is really reppin' the Hatchet."

Dude 2: "Too bad he's too stoned to notice it's a meat cleaver, huh?"
by Anterrabae March 07, 2009

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White trash hill billy adults who yell "whoop whoop" at each other while splashing grape Faygo on each other's clown makeup. Whoever buys more expensive or rare ICP merchandise is the bigger Juggalo. The quest to becoming the greatest Juggalo ever is by buying as much ICP merchandise and Psychopathic Records merchandise as you can.

Only once you buy 10,000 dollars worth of Juggalo merchandise, can you be considered a true Juggalo.
"I bought a half drunken bottle of grape Faygo that Violent J drank out of in 1998 off of Ebay therefore I am a true Juggalo."
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A huge faggot dumb ass mother fucker with no friends who thinks hes part of a family but that family consists of a bunch inbread lonely goth spackers (mostly white) who act black and think they're hardcore and talk a lot of shit n never have anything to back it up and should not be aloud to exist on Earth and should be shot immediately on sight. Juggalos also enjoy taking it up the butt from one another. I guess they worship the group ICP (notice I didn't say band because they don't deserve to be called one), and drink shitty soda at there meetings and have sex with each other.
Dude 1: "What the fuck is a god damn juggalo? I keep hearing that name around the school and I want to know what the fuck one is!"

Dude 2: "You know that white trash faggot who got his ass kicked the other day cause he was picking a fight with someone twice his size

Dude 1: "Ya, I think so."

Dude 2: "Ya, that kid calls himself a juggalo."
by WC Chea October 21, 2009

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a bunch of retards with no lives.
who basically worship the retard band insane clown posse. they enjoy retarrd things such as faygo, hatchetts, and prostitutes... and cherrry pie. they like retard songs with meanings such as "oh im gonna break into your house, and chop off your toes while you're sleeping and then shove your dog in my penis." they believe that they have some sort of family. and they take faygo showers, which are pointless
"oh i beat some juggalo' ass yesterday because he wouldn't shut up about icp."
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