a little faggot ass pussy bitch who either is or was lonley in high school because of kids like me who picked on them so much that they colaberated with other lonely pussies. these kids cut for fun, smoke mad shwag and act xxxhardxcorexxx even though they arent. to tell you the truth my 11 year old brother could beat the shit out of mast of the juggalos i have met.
yo James. i saw this pussy ass juggalo at the mall today and i beat the shit out of him just for fun. then i raped his juggalette girl friend
by ijubiubv October 24, 2007
The largest international support system for loosers ever concieved by loosers. One can rest assure that anyone with said affiliation is a complete and total failure in any and all aspects of being a reasonable human being and life in general.
Juggalo: Yo I be down wit twiztid and da wicked clowns till I ded in da ground its all about da homies and gettin dat neddin na mean?
Perfectly normal valued tax payer and otherwise valued contribution to society:
What the fuck are you talking about?
Perfectly normal valued tax payer and otherwise valued contribution to society:
What the fuck are you talking about?
by infearofbeingkilledbyclowns October 6, 2010
juggalo (fucking homos) that think there all badass cuz they walk around with there little sisters make up on and try to fuck with little 5 year olds cuzs every1 else with beat the living fuck out of them the also think that ICP is music even thou we all no its just some fucking idiot that makes noise that sounds like shit that comes out of ur ass and they also say to fuck farm animals or some fat slut bitch that cost them $300 to try n fit there like inch worms in her fucking elephant pussy every1 considers them to b fags or pussies and wiggers
kevin was a juggalo and he got his ass beat because he tried to fuck up some 5 year old but was to much of a pussy and kevins mom fucked him in is ass every night with her fat strap on
all juggalos+death(in example droping a bomb on there house, popping a cap in there ass if u a jungle baby, sticking there hand in there ass and hitting them in the head with there anal toy AKA there hatchet, punching them in the fucking face, getting ur 5 year old brother or sister to fuck them up, or simply cut there head off with there hatchet) = a fucking better world with out all these clown faced flaming faggets
all juggalos+death(in example droping a bomb on there house, popping a cap in there ass if u a jungle baby, sticking there hand in there ass and hitting them in the head with there anal toy AKA there hatchet, punching them in the fucking face, getting ur 5 year old brother or sister to fuck them up, or simply cut there head off with there hatchet) = a fucking better world with out all these clown faced flaming faggets
by juggalo assassin (KJOS) June 27, 2010
fans of the music group insane clown posse.
the vast majority are pedophiles with a penchant for females in the 10-14 age range.
they buy clothes that would normally cost 10 dollars for over 100 because they have poor cartoon images of their cult leaders on them.
the drug of choice among this subculture is glue and gasoline.
rarely will a juggalo attend to their basic hygiene, resulting in a foul stench and rotting teeth.
generally do not properly clean themselves after bowel movements.
the average penis size of a juggalo male is 3 inches as opposed to 6 inches for the rest of the human race.
the average size of the juggalo females vagina is 4 times that of the average post-childbirth vagina.
75-100% of juggalos have some sort of sexually transmitted disease despite the fact that only 10% are sexually active.
the short term memory of most juggalos only allows them to remember phrases of 3 or less words.
the shoe of a juggalos stench resembles that of a 4th world outhouse.
the vast majority are pedophiles with a penchant for females in the 10-14 age range.
they buy clothes that would normally cost 10 dollars for over 100 because they have poor cartoon images of their cult leaders on them.
the drug of choice among this subculture is glue and gasoline.
rarely will a juggalo attend to their basic hygiene, resulting in a foul stench and rotting teeth.
generally do not properly clean themselves after bowel movements.
the average penis size of a juggalo male is 3 inches as opposed to 6 inches for the rest of the human race.
the average size of the juggalo females vagina is 4 times that of the average post-childbirth vagina.
75-100% of juggalos have some sort of sexually transmitted disease despite the fact that only 10% are sexually active.
the short term memory of most juggalos only allows them to remember phrases of 3 or less words.
the shoe of a juggalos stench resembles that of a 4th world outhouse.
we caught a juggalo kissing a 12 year old at the mall today. we beat his ass and he said "you ain't down wit da family ninja! da dark carnival be comin for yo ass WOOP WOOP!
by treezy z May 14, 2011
About 6 months after exposure to ICP it makes the affected individual’s language completely change, a lot of marijuana is consumed, alcohol and faygo replace water as the primary source for hydration, and the individuals style of dress changes.
1-1 1/2 years after exposure a weird intolerable odor is emitted from the individual, grades drop significantly (if still in school), 8 year old temperament occurs on an almost continuous basis, ICP music can be heard 24/7 usually accompanied by the smell of weed.
2-3 years after exposure, the ICP fanatic starts to feed off of loose change and cigarette butts, IQ usually drops to 50% of original, the smell of ass crack/weed/alcohol/body odor/an original indescribable unmistakably ICP odor which can only come from years of overindulgence in faygo, weed, and alcohol starts to emit from the person.
4-5 years after exposure the individual drops off from the homosapien gene pool and becomes what science calls an “ex-homospien-drugatticus-retardicus”, which resembles a mix of Down syndrome, schizophrenia, bi-polar, and borderline personality disorder along with the morphing of genes into what can be seen at ICP concerts/gatherings.
There is no cure for ICPitus because it's all in the brain of the stupid individual who listens to the music (if you can call it that), but ICPitus can be avoided by teaching children at a young age what good music really is and by not being a cracked out poor excuse for a parent.
1-1 1/2 years after exposure a weird intolerable odor is emitted from the individual, grades drop significantly (if still in school), 8 year old temperament occurs on an almost continuous basis, ICP music can be heard 24/7 usually accompanied by the smell of weed.
2-3 years after exposure, the ICP fanatic starts to feed off of loose change and cigarette butts, IQ usually drops to 50% of original, the smell of ass crack/weed/alcohol/body odor/an original indescribable unmistakably ICP odor which can only come from years of overindulgence in faygo, weed, and alcohol starts to emit from the person.
4-5 years after exposure the individual drops off from the homosapien gene pool and becomes what science calls an “ex-homospien-drugatticus-retardicus”, which resembles a mix of Down syndrome, schizophrenia, bi-polar, and borderline personality disorder along with the morphing of genes into what can be seen at ICP concerts/gatherings.
There is no cure for ICPitus because it's all in the brain of the stupid individual who listens to the music (if you can call it that), but ICPitus can be avoided by teaching children at a young age what good music really is and by not being a cracked out poor excuse for a parent.
"Juggalos are stupid they think they're social battles are comparable and even more important then gay rights, exploitation of third world nations, the class war in America, the rise of the fourth right and corporate classism, the evolution of institutional fascism, the reversal of peace, and the snake police state that we are witnessing in this nation and the world around us".
by C. M. J. April 27, 2011
A person who listens to the horrorcore rock/rap group insane clown posse (ICP). Usually raised in a poor family and is typically misunderstood.
The juggalo was shunned for expressing his/her own opinions and was made fun of by people who know nothing about them or icp and what they stand for.
by tjenkins98 August 8, 2014
Uneducated filth, waste of human life.
Typically white, trailer park trash who spend what little money they find on the streets on weed and Faygo.
All juggalos are wiggers, who worship the horror-core "music" group Insane Clown Posse.
Most juggalos talk about homicide, meth, and incest to their "family" (term used by juggalos referring to other juggalos).
Typically white, trailer park trash who spend what little money they find on the streets on weed and Faygo.
All juggalos are wiggers, who worship the horror-core "music" group Insane Clown Posse.
Most juggalos talk about homicide, meth, and incest to their "family" (term used by juggalos referring to other juggalos).
"I just want to give a big whoop whoop to all my ninjas and family out there! We out here! Looking for a 'lette (short for juggalette, AKA female juggalo) to hook up with!"
"Eeeeww, you juggafags all want to hook up with their family, huh?"
"Eeeeww, you juggafags all want to hook up with their family, huh?"
by ShakeJunt666 April 25, 2012