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To jawesomely own someone or something.
See jawesome and own.
I friggin jown u noob!
jown by Plasmagician September 10, 2005
Related Words
jown Jowned Jownt JOWNO jownel Jownership jowney car jownx jownz Bad Jown
Jown = Jacking Off With Noose. This acronym is used to describe the act of holding a noose around ones neck while masterbating profusely.
Man, I can't wait to get home and Jown.
I woke up last night to Michael Jowning.
I've got a Jowning headache.
Jown by Alan Callahan February 4, 2008
1. Jew-Obsessed White Nationalist. Someone who thinks the best way to secure their people's existence and a future for their children is to become a keyboard warrior in the Manichean struggle against Jews.

Can be distinguished by a certain writing style, three-fifths paranoid and two-fifths hostile, and an inability to say anything nice about anybody, even his own people.

2. A term of abuse for anyone more critical of Jews than you are.

Rhymes with 'noun.'
1. "Eric's a total jown right now. I can't have a conversation with him without him steering it back to the Frankfurt School, Hollywood or Paul Wolfowitz."

2. "It's fine that you don't like the Jews, but you don't have to be a Jown about it."
Jown by Mister Something August 5, 2012

Bad Jown 

"She just got ran thru"
"Damn, Thats a BAD JOHN" (bad jown)
Bad Jown by crumbum lover February 18, 2022
A JOWNO is a mixture of a joker, clown, and a hobo. You must spell 'JOWNO' in capital letters. A JOWNO can be found on the emoji keyboard for apple products. It's on the 8th page in the group with the bell. It's the first emoji. A JOWNO only has a head and hair; no body.
AHHH; There goes JOWNO bouncing up and down the streets!

JOWNO IS COMING!RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
JOWNO by ThisisforAJT December 30, 2012

jowney car 

An old school car, usually from the 70's, such as an El Camino, Monte Carlo, Chevelle, etc. It's seen mostly in the ghetto, with flashy rims and grill accents, but is primarily a stock-restored version of the classic.
"Hey Nick, check out that orange jowney car!"
jowney car by jakkigmf February 20, 2009