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Jorrendous by primaverabebe February 5, 2010
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International Jorts Day
A celebration of jorts occurring on the first day of spring each year. In the event the first day of spring is a weekend, jorts day can be moved to the first monday after the first day of spring, depending on local custom.
"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
International Jorts Day by jorts_man March 21, 2011
Moisty Jorts
A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.
- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
Moisty Jorts by NathanFromChili’s August 1, 2019
Jorryn
"The One God Loves"
An American unisex name. Known to be gentle, caring and creative.
A Jorryn will be the one to give 'his shirt off his back' at the first hint someone needs it. They are always ready to have fun and taking interest in others. Full of fresh ideas that bring a fun twist to every day situations.
Jorryn's are most likely extremely attractive and people are drawn to their deep and genuine personality. Everyone needs a Jorryn. A true friend in life that brings out the best in everyone.
They are one of a kind and loved by many!
An American unisex name. Known to be gentle, caring and creative.
A Jorryn will be the one to give 'his shirt off his back' at the first hint someone needs it. They are always ready to have fun and taking interest in others. Full of fresh ideas that bring a fun twist to every day situations.
Jorryn's are most likely extremely attractive and people are drawn to their deep and genuine personality. Everyone needs a Jorryn. A true friend in life that brings out the best in everyone.
They are one of a kind and loved by many!
Oh Mes Jours
A European twist on the common phrase:
"Oh My Days"
Coined by a 21st century Genius.
Can be written in l33t speak as OMJ.
"Oh My Days"
Coined by a 21st century Genius.
Can be written in l33t speak as OMJ.
French Teacher: Your homework for tonight is to learn some french.
Student: Oh mes jours!
French Teacher: WTF?!
Student: Oh mes jours!
French Teacher: WTF?!
Oh Mes Jours by Jons Octopus July 8, 2010
jorsk bomb
A beer bong filled with hawaiin punch, 2-3 shots of majorska, and grape AMPED. Mass consumption leads to bad decisions or embarrassing stories in the morning
ryan: dude take it down!
tom: last one Im jorsked up
tim: just chug the jorsk bomb so u can go hook up with an ugly girl
tom: thats fucked up
ryan: hahahaha bruh
tom: last one Im jorsked up
tim: just chug the jorsk bomb so u can go hook up with an ugly girl
tom: thats fucked up
ryan: hahahaha bruh
jorsk bomb by east shore highlights March 7, 2010
creaming my jorts
A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"
creaming my jorts by gingslittlecreampie April 4, 2021