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1.
OMJ
Oh my Jah!
In reference to the Jah Rastafari movement.
Sally: Did you hear the ZOMPOC started in Newark?

Jamie: OMJ! Run Nicka!
by XxjanetxX September 26, 2011
 
2.
omj
Oh Michael Jordan. According to my wife and kids; Michael says it because he doesn't like using the lords name in vain, so instead, the next best thing.
Guy: I just swished from half, backwards.
Girl:OMJ! Oh My..ckle Jordan, awesome!
*highfives*
by MJfan1963 December 08, 2011
 
3.
OMJ
Off my jock, off my johnson. (in other words; get off my penis or preferably dick.) No homo. Also like saying, get off my back or leave me alone.
Tristan: Willy Will, you never hit me up man.
Willy Will: Tristan, you wanna get omj?!
by B .Hood November 22, 2011
 
4.
Oh My Jesus! A more dramatic way to say OMG. It should be used sarcastically and dramatically to emphasize whatever situation O-M-J was said to. O-M-J and Oh My Jesus are interchangeable but if you say the complete phrase, don't forget to emphasize Jeeeeeesus!
O-M-J that bitch looks busted!

Oh My Jeeesus! That bitch is getting crazy!
by CASH $ G G G G G-UNIT! June 02, 2011
 
5.
OMJ
An alternative interjection for OMG. Has many definitions, such as oh my jellybeans, etc. Can be used in classrooms, so that teachers won't get mad.
"OMJ! Noah just asked me out! I can't believe it!"
by wallflower05 March 05, 2012
 
6.
OMJ
Oh my jello.
"OMJ it's so squishy!"
by kittykittykitty(: December 21, 2011
 
7.
Stands for Oh My Jizzle Sack. an interjection of extreme remorse, surprise, or EXCITEMENT over a situation.
1) Person 1: "Vampire Robot Nazis who are also Zombies are attacking New York City!"

Person 2: "OMJS!"

2) Person 1: "Did you know Haleigh was actually a man?

Person 2: "OMJS!"

Person 1: "wow, you should have known that by now.."
by cooldude128 April 09, 2010