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when someone has grown addicted to a person and becomes a puppy and has not talked to a certain person for a short amount of time. In the victims mind though, since he/she is in jordan-shock, this short amount of time seems endless to her. This originated from maria&jordan on the tv show SOME DO, when jordan gets a job and therefore is unable to talk to Maria as much as he used to.
A: Hey, why does she keep checking her buddy list?
B: Oh, she's in jordan-shock.
by fmtonight. June 22, 2010

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