Jonesied
A term that describes the mental and/or physical paralysis of an individual after consuming marijuana.
Jonesied by Dankmems69 October 18, 2018
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janiefied
Totally, helplessly and pointlessly smitten by an unwitting siren who leaves you with undying and unrequited ardor and adoration ... forever.
Dante felt this way for Beatrice, who inspired the Divine Comedy. In my case, the lady who inspired this definition was an individual who had this affect on some men. So proper usage might be: Her gentle beauty and engaging disposition totally janiefied him. Present tense: She janiefies any man with her cheerful spirit, gentle kisses and soft penetrating gaze.
janiefied by R. D. Smith January 26, 2006
joosified
it's a state that only cool people are aloud to be in, it happens when you drink massive amounts of Joose, and no, you're way more than drunk, you're JOOSIFIED.
Natalia: Dude, when are we going to get Jossified?
Eitan: Let's go to Duane Reade and get some Joose now.
Natalia: NICE.
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Adrianna: What are you doing guys?
Parces: We're getting joosified, can't you see it. (everybody shows their orange tongues)
Eitan: Let's go to Duane Reade and get some Joose now.
Natalia: NICE.
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Adrianna: What are you doing guys?
Parces: We're getting joosified, can't you see it. (everybody shows their orange tongues)
joosified by ParceBovary May 6, 2010
josefien
josefien by Loving girll January 27, 2018
Jonafied
1 - When someone becomes obsessed with the Jonas Brothers
2 - When somebody puts a bunch of Jonas Brother quotes or posters or other such JB things on something or someone
It's pretty much when the Jonas brothers "Pone" (not Pwn) someone/thing either directly or through their fans.
2 - When somebody puts a bunch of Jonas Brother quotes or posters or other such JB things on something or someone
It's pretty much when the Jonas brothers "Pone" (not Pwn) someone/thing either directly or through their fans.
Example 1 - Girl 1 - "Wow, Alicia's room is filled with JB posters"
Girl 2 - "Yah she's totally been Jonafied"
Example 2 - Girl 1 - "Did you see the third stall from the door in the girls washroom on the second floor?"
Girl 2 - "YES! Stacey was in there yesterday and she totally Jonafied the walls! The janitors were all like 'Yo that's illogical, I can't have it'"
Girl 2 - "Yah she's totally been Jonafied"
Example 2 - Girl 1 - "Did you see the third stall from the door in the girls washroom on the second floor?"
Girl 2 - "YES! Stacey was in there yesterday and she totally Jonafied the walls! The janitors were all like 'Yo that's illogical, I can't have it'"
Jonafied by Codi Starks III March 14, 2008