Jonesified
Jonesified by Geoffrey September 15, 2004
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Jonesied
A term that describes the mental and/or physical paralysis of an individual after consuming marijuana.
Jonesied by Dankmems69 October 18, 2018
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JAMESIFIED
JAMESIFIED by Matt Falcone January 6, 2008
joosified
it's a state that only cool people are aloud to be in, it happens when you drink massive amounts of Joose, and no, you're way more than drunk, you're JOOSIFIED.
Natalia: Dude, when are we going to get Jossified?
Eitan: Let's go to Duane Reade and get some Joose now.
Natalia: NICE.
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Adrianna: What are you doing guys?
Parces: We're getting joosified, can't you see it. (everybody shows their orange tongues)
Eitan: Let's go to Duane Reade and get some Joose now.
Natalia: NICE.
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Adrianna: What are you doing guys?
Parces: We're getting joosified, can't you see it. (everybody shows their orange tongues)
joosified by ParceBovary May 6, 2010
Joosified
Joosified by KroniKaBUSEr May 4, 2010
Jamesified
Adjective form:
1. To make game controls to lefty friendly.
2. To make controls the proper way in the eyes of keyboard manufacturers
3.To kick a flamer, or a noob off of a game using console commands.
Verb Form:
4. A way to say fuck you righty.
1. To make game controls to lefty friendly.
2. To make controls the proper way in the eyes of keyboard manufacturers
3.To kick a flamer, or a noob off of a game using console commands.
Verb Form:
4. A way to say fuck you righty.
1."Jesus Christ, this computer's Jamesified!"
2."Dude, go Jamesify yourself."
3."Amy just got Jamesified, finally."
4."Jamesify you."
2."Dude, go Jamesify yourself."
3."Amy just got Jamesified, finally."
4."Jamesify you."
Jamesified by Darvin (Group Effort) April 8, 2004
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