Jonesified

To be Jonesified means to be killed/maimed/owned by The Jones, e.g. Indiana Jones.

Those Russian Commie-Nazis just got Jonesified.

Jonesified by Geoffrey September 15, 2004

Jonesied 

A term that describes the mental and/or physical paralysis of an individual after consuming marijuana.

“Want another toke mate?”
“No chance mate I’m absolutely jonesied”

Jonesied by Dankmems69 October 18, 2018

JAMESIFIED 

When you walk too fast for your own good.

Matt: James stop jamesified all over that teapot
James: okay maybe i stop

JAMESIFIED by Matt Falcone January 6, 2008

joosified 

it's a state that only cool people are aloud to be in, it happens when you drink massive amounts of Joose, and no, you're way more than drunk, you're JOOSIFIED.

Natalia: Dude, when are we going to get Jossified?
Eitan: Let's go to Duane Reade and get some Joose now.
Natalia: NICE.
---------------
Adrianna: What are you doing guys?
Parces: We're getting joosified, can't you see it. (everybody shows their orange tongues)

joosified by ParceBovary May 6, 2010

Joosified 

Feeling nice off of a Joose beverage, or several.

I was so Joosified last night. I don't remember a thing.

Joosified by KroniKaBUSEr May 4, 2010

Jamesified 

Adjective form:
1. To make game controls to lefty friendly.
2. To make controls the proper way in the eyes of keyboard manufacturers

3.To kick a flamer, or a noob off of a game using console commands.

Verb Form:
4. A way to say fuck you righty.

1."Jesus Christ, this computer's Jamesified!"

2."Dude, go Jamesify yourself."

3."Amy just got Jamesified, finally."

4."Jamesify you."

Jamesified by Darvin (Group Effort) April 8, 2004

Jonified

When someone is ready to get turnt up. Or got too turnt up

Let’s go out Friday night and get Jonified.

Jonified by Icetea November 21, 2017