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Kim Jonged
1. To be one-upped (repeatedly) by the supposed underdog in a game of nuclear brinkmanship.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.
3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.
3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.
"Dang, did you hear Trump threaten North Korea with 'fire and fury like the world has never seen'?"
"Yeah, damn fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"
"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"
"Yeah, damn fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"
"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"
Kim Jonged by denumb October 12, 2017
Jorgette
Jorgette is a beautiful, smart, brunette. She is always kind but sometimes curse. She always has the best outfits and amazing looks. She is mistaken for being spoiled, but she is well taken care of. Everybody knows her and she knows everybody, but her group is small. Though it's small she is usually alone. She loves pets, she has at least 3. Her family is always huge.
Jorgette by Another gal February 21, 2019
Top Jonge
A guy who doesn't give a flying fuck about consequences.
Many TOP JONGES can be recognised by their hair cut or natural glow from using NIVEA hand cream.
Many TOP JONGES can be recognised by their hair cut or natural glow from using NIVEA hand cream.
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Jonette
Jonette is someone who loves with all her heart and is a loyal and caring friend. Works hard and asks for little in return. One who likes to be kissed in the rain and will change plans to make someone else happy. She can be alittle naughty and sweet at the same time.... Passion
Jonette by Sassymccaulou February 4, 2010
jongey
She is renowned for her jongey snatch, which is why she has no sexual relations
Jonged
To get "owned". This word has started gaining popularity as an alternative for "owned" after initially being used to tease korean kids.
It is of course derived from the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il
It is of course derived from the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il
"hahaha man you got totally jonged"
"you guys are getting jonged today!"
kid a: "yo mama so fat... when she wear heels she strikes oil!"
kid b: "haha oh shit... i got jonged :("
"you guys are getting jonged today!"
kid a: "yo mama so fat... when she wear heels she strikes oil!"
kid b: "haha oh shit... i got jonged :("
Jonged by Abdul Nusrat May 30, 2007
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