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a person that needs, wants, and takes everything all the time.
He just borrowed twenty dollars, what a joneser.
by Will August 19, 2003
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Also see Bum Drunk, One who will stop at nothing to render what ever he is "Jonesing" for.
Fucking Joneser was Jonesing last night, What a fucking fiend
by Dr. Know October 16, 2003
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to abuse and/or consume drugs
Nico Malorni is a big joneser
by Nico Malorni April 01, 2008
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A person who is addicted to cocaine.
He used to be a joneser until he had to have his nose rebuilt.
by lizajane May 02, 2005
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A loser who failed his temps test half a dozen times and didn't get his lisence till he was 19.
Chris: Oh man, we are on our way to college.
Torey: Yeah, hey did you here that TJ just got his lisence?
Chris: But isn't he 19?
Torey: Yeah, he is a Joneser.
by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004
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