|1.||johnny fived it|
To read with great haste yet retain all information, sentence structure and relevance.
Derived from the main character in the film Short Circuit
"What you read War and Peace on your Lunchbreak?"
"Yeah, I Johnny fived it!"
when someone sticks all five fingers in someones butthole
when I was in the military, johnny fab fived me because he said it would make me more relaxed in combat.