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johnbles 

JohnBles is an omnipotent enigma of sort something like a god in his own universe. You will get lost in his eyes… Aside from any imperfections he may have due to being his own worst enemy, he is perfect in endless ways some seen some unseen since he is both introvert and extrovert. His long list of talents seem to good to be true but they are. Perhaps JohnBles is a descendent of Apollo (who is the God of the sun, archery, truth, healing, music, poetry, truth, prophecy and knowledge. He is best known as the God of the sun.) because JohnBles possess abilities creatively plus well noticeably a beast in the bedroom nothing less then majestic. There are infinity ways to be a man, Yet JohnBles has both empathy and a very masculine form of strength. He is divine. I'm not sure how else to say it. JohnBles is easy to fall in love with and there is no reverse gear. An individual who is perfectly at home with who and what he is. Aware of strengths and weaknesses. The pros and cons within him. A man who does not give one single whit about whether or not anyone thinks he is an ideal man...except for that person he chooses to love. That is JohnBles, you was blessed to ever have known him no matter the outcome of it.
“Have you noticed how JohnBles always assumes formlessness in the way he thinks and moves kinda like that bruce Lee water philosophy?… he gives me ninja vibes.”
johnbles by Waterz_bles November 23, 2021
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026