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John Morrison 

He is the Shaman of Sexy, The Monday Night Delight, Chuck Norris of Nookie, The Shaolin Master of Manliness, Ambassador of Abdominals, Prince of Parkour.

Former WWE and World Tag Team Champion with Joey Mercury (MNM) and later The Miz (The Greatest Tag Team of the 21st Century). A former Intercontinental Champion.

Hosted a Slammy-award winning internet show with Miz called The Dirt Sheet where they were mock their opponents. Every episode opened with "Hi, I'm John Morrison and ..." which featured some outlandish fact or tidbit about himself. Also, hosted a solo internet show called The Palace of Wisdom.

Known for integrating a parkour style into wrestling, creating a number of fantastic spots, such as the "ninja spot" from The 2011 Royal Rumble. But he is more than a spot monkey and can mat/submission wrestle. (Watch Hell in the Cell 2010 if you don't believe me.)

Often compared to a younger Shawn Michaels.
Seriously, have you seen John Morrison's abs? My god...
John Morrison by FemmeJoMo July 6, 2011
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John Morrison 

Quite possibly the greatest wrestler in SmackDown history, behind Jeff Hardy, the Undertaker, Hulk Hogan and of course The Rock. Way better than John Cena, and 100 times better than HHH.
Dude, John Morrison is sooo awesome!
John Morrison by Phenomenal1 September 11, 2009

John Morrison 

wrestler with a wierd slow-mo entrance (but his hair looks good)
Why the hell does John Morrison do that slow-mo entrance?
John Morrison by Karina M March 20, 2008

John Morrison 

A guy
John Morrison by Karπa June 21, 2023
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