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He is the Shaman of Sexy, The Monday Night Delight, Chuck Norris of Nookie, The Shaolin Master of Manliness, Ambassador of Abdominals, Prince of Parkour.

Former WWE and World Tag Team Champion with Joey Mercury (MNM) and later The Miz (The Greatest Tag Team of the 21st Century). A former Intercontinental Champion.

Hosted a Slammy-award winning internet show with Miz called The Dirt Sheet where they were mock their opponents. Every episode opened with "Hi, I'm John Morrison and ..." which featured some outlandish fact or tidbit about himself. Also, hosted a solo internet show called The Palace of Wisdom.

Known for integrating a parkour style into wrestling, creating a number of fantastic spots, such as the "ninja spot" from The 2011 Royal Rumble. But he is more than a spot monkey and can mat/submission wrestle. (Watch Hell in the Cell 2010 if you don't believe me.)

Often compared to a younger Shawn Michaels.
Seriously, have you seen John Morrison's abs? My god...
by FemmeJoMo July 05, 2011

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